1. I hear it’s a great house, but some of the decor is a little quirky…
2. Watch your step in this bathroom!
3. Who needs a home security system when you’ve got The Rock?
4. Listing agent says: “House looks like it was never lived in!”
5. Only 28 cats? I guess we’ll keep looking…
6. Can you spot the sofa hiding in this room?
7. Listing: “A hot tub with a view.”
Thanks to the readers who sent me these (listings are no longer active). Some were featured on Nichols & Associates Real Estate FB page How Not to Market a Home and The Ellen Show.
Visit my Bad MLS Photos page to see more, including:
5 Reasons Homeowners Should Stay Out of Their Real Estate Listings
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OK, dude didn’t need to actually be IN the tub, but it does look like an incredibly serene spot (overlooking a mountain) to soak away your cares!
Mr. Ear reminds me of Mr. Eyeball in Taiwan, whose head is a giant eyeball.
OH MY! Those are hysterical and awful at the same time. And #2 looks like a hip replacement surgery waiting to happen…
Julie, your witty comments under each photo were my favorite part of this post! Ha.
“Only 28 cats? I guess we’ll keep looking.” Hilarious! Thanks for the morning chuckle.
I always love these posts Julia! Such a hoot!
These are hilarious.
Why 28? That’s the kind of thing that float around my head all day…
It does seem kind of random, doesn’t it? Ha.
Those always leave me shaking my head, Julia!
-Trish
Funny! Love the couch
For all the 28 cats maybe!
28 cats – eww…. must be a typo – Imagine cleaning up after 28 cats lived there! As for the human ear – funky! Where can I get one?? (just kidding)
That never looked lived in kitchen gave my eyes a stroke! These are great. LOL
More like bath tub with a view, right? These were great. Thanks, Julia.
#2 – Taking the Throne to a whole new level.
Ewww! All I can say after that is there sure are a lot of creeps in the world!!!
Wow, I think I’d die in that bathroom! Most accidents happen in the bathroom, the odds are really against you in that one.
I went to the Nichols & Associates Real Estate FB page. I found most of their photos to be humiliating to people. Snobby, elitist and cruel. Weeds between the concrete in a drive way. Is that funny? The ones you have put here are amusing. Not mean spirited.
I hear the house with Mr. Ear comes with a life time supply of Q-tips!
I’m willing to bet that loftily situated toilet is located in a basement that was finished by an amateur. The proud owner must have thought this was a clever set up but there’s only so much legerdemain that can be convincingly employed to hide the necessary plumbing.
ONLY 28 cats?? i actually laughed out loud at that one!
How fun!
The couch was the best. Well, maybe the cat ad was the best. Hard to pick. I keep my eyes peeled for pictures for this feature of yours.
My eyes burn after looking at that kitchen. You think they couldn’t have picked a worse color.
So funny! Imagine the disappointed shopper with 29 cats. Damn! People are strange…
Eww. Gross. Looks like my dad soaking in the hot tub. I’m going to have that pic stuck in my head all day! Uhg!!!
Oh, these are always so fun to look at. It is just so amazing what people think will get over looked. “…Looks like it was never lived in?” Is this realtor delusional? I look at the red bar area or room with the wallpaper and begin to mentally calculate the cost of making the area livable. Not that everyone is going to fix up a house to sell but… wow certain things need attending to. :0
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