Don’t Try This Look at Home (Unless You’re Taking Patients)

by hookedonhouses on September 8, 2010

homes and gardens - sofa covers

When I saw this “Colonial-Style Living Room” at Homes & Gardens, those pieces of fabric draped over the sofa cushions gave me pause. My mom used a throw to hide a hole in hers until she could get it reupholstered, but I doubt that’s the issue here.

So what is? If you sat on on the sofa, you’d mess it up, so it isn’t exactly inviting. And with the pillows arranged “just so,” it’s a little too fussy for me. I won’t be trying this look at home.

Hmmm. Is anyone else having visions of that paper that rolls out to cover a doctor’s exam table for each patient’s visit?

doctor's table

Another room that gave me pause: Doll Heads on Display.

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{ 45 comments }

1 Mimi Linna September 8, 2010 at 9:24 am

Hanging my head is shame, I put towels (matching of course) on the new chairs in our family room that my husband and I sit on. When company comes over I take them off.

2 Dean September 8, 2010 at 9:31 am

Too funny Julia! It does look like the disposable paper roll at a doctor’s office. Very odd. I’ve never seen any feng shui application like this, so I don’t think it has anything to do with that. And this is described as “Colonial-Style”? Is that Colonial South Africa?
Other than the “paper rolls”, I like the room (except I’d paint the shutters a little color).

3 hookedonhouses September 8, 2010 at 9:37 am

I wondered the same thing about the “Colonial Style” description. Which colonies are they referring to, exactly?

4 Laura September 8, 2010 at 9:37 am

I guess it would certainly make cleaning the couch a whole lot easier… I often look at styles in magazines and wonder how pratical they are, when people are actually living in the space… you know, like what happens in the real world… Lx
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5 BeachBrights September 8, 2010 at 9:47 am

You have me cracking up this morning…which is exactly what I needed after being up all night with a sick child (or maybe I am delirious!). The room kinda has an oriental flair to me???

XOXO
.-= BeachBrights´s last blog ..Some of my Newest Purchases! =-.

6 Debbie September 8, 2010 at 9:53 am

Maybe the homeowners have incontinence issues.
Maybe they are doctors who like to like to play house! ;-D

Seriously, the white towels(?) are most likely there to keep the upholstery from getting soiled, though I now wonder why the chairs aren’t covered.

7 Richella at Imparting Grace September 8, 2010 at 10:39 am

I put a sheet on the sofa when one of my boys has a stomach virus. So that if a. . .um. . .accident occurs, it’ll be the sheet and not the sofa that suffers. For a regular look, though, I’m not buying it.

And just how is this “colonial”? I’ve often thought of my own style as “British colonial,” encompassing at some level just about all the British colonies, but I don’t get how this look is anybody’s “colonial”!

8 Nicole M. September 8, 2010 at 10:43 am

When I think Colonial I think pineapple carved wood. I think traditional. I don’t think of towels on a couch and in a stark cold feeling room. This is a new twist on Colonial! LOL One I’ll skip

9 Rick September 8, 2010 at 10:45 am

Julia,
You are on to many design magazines. They show how pretty a room is without any regard to how it affects the use of the room. The minute you set on this sofa you have messed it up, like climbing into a made bed and then getting up. If I had to “make the sofa” whenever I sat down either I wouldn’t sit on it or the scarf/pillow thing would be gone.
Too “Staged” in a bad way for me.

10 Centsational Girl September 8, 2010 at 10:54 am

LOL! I didn’t notice it until you said ‘doctor’s office paper’ and now I can’t see the room as anything BUT looking like a doctor’s office. You have a brilliant eye girl!
xo
Kate

11 cristin @ simplified bee September 8, 2010 at 10:56 am

Too funny! Not my style either, but it may be functional if you have small kids or pets??? hmmm.

xo,
cristin
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12 Champe September 8, 2010 at 11:05 am

And too bad, it’s such a great room other than the white sheets!

13 Heather Collins September 8, 2010 at 11:30 am

Reminds me of my grandmothers living room, with plastic on all the sofas and chairs!
Maybe they’re germ-a-phobes
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14 Carrie September 8, 2010 at 11:47 am

I am moving away from throw pillows on my furniture. They aren’t comfortable, I always dump them on the floor when I sit down.
My mom always had ugly blankets and afghans on the couch. They were a pain to keep straight. She didn’t even remove them for company. The structure of my mom’s couch finally collapsed (it was one of those reclining ones). When she took it to the dump the upholstery was perfect :-)
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15 rosie September 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm

We put sheets on the sofas in the summer when it’s super hot out (little to no a/c) which is a great trick I learned from my mom. Something about the sheets is so much cooler than the upholstery of the couch-or maybe it’s all in my head. Now, I think my totally cheesy sheet covered sofas are in style!! Even when they are 35 year old disney sheets : ) good to know I could be in a magazine!
.-= rosie´s last blog ..Some thrift store treasures =-.

16 Bre September 8, 2010 at 12:16 pm

The ol throw a sheet over the couch is akin to plastic covered furniture to me. Definitely too fussy for everyday living. I know my mom used to put towels over my pillowcase when I was sick (you know, just in case) but that’s the extent of covered furniture in my home. I’m not really seeing “colonial” in the above picture either, it’s a perfectly nice living room, but the fabric covered couch has got to go.
.-= Bre´s last blog ..Try It Like It- NARS Blush in Douceur =-.

17 Cheryl September 8, 2010 at 12:17 pm

I totally agree! Goodness. It looks so sterile and uninviting. It seems to say have a seat but don’t muss up my couch.

Cheryl@My Own Snug Fireside
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18 KayJay September 8, 2010 at 12:20 pm

This was a lol post. Your sense of humor adds so much to your blog. I love looking at rooms through your eyes!

19 Kristin@Bouelvard Interior Design September 8, 2010 at 2:29 pm

As long as they don’t add stirrups, and I don’t mean the kind on a saddle. The fact that was published has me completely speechless, and that isn’t easy.

20 Struggler September 8, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Following on from Kristin, the stirrups may be absent, but I dread to think what procedure the item on the nearest side table is used for!
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21 Susan S September 8, 2010 at 3:11 pm

You are positively right about the” visions of a doctor’s exam table.” I don’t know if that would have popped into my mind though. You’ve got quite a few comedic readers who would most likely make my face hurt from laughing so much! I do like the room a lot, but I would want to put something behind the sofa as the wall is too stark for me.

22 Kim September 8, 2010 at 3:35 pm

This is too funny! When I come across pictures like these, it makes me wonder where they got their ideas from.

23 andrea peterson September 8, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Come to think of it, that coffee table is definitely wide enough to operate on!
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24 Lesley @ TheDesignFile September 8, 2010 at 4:19 pm

Julia – Now that you’ve pointed that out, I can’t see it any other way. That’s hysterical!
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25 Amanda @ Serenity Now September 8, 2010 at 4:23 pm

Hmmm…other than the shutters, it doesn’t look very Colonial. I think you hit the nail on the head with the doctor’s office description.
.-= Amanda @ Serenity Now´s last blog ..Coffee Break =-.

26 Lauren September 8, 2010 at 4:39 pm

It looks like they’re expecting a pair of wet bums to show up – fresh from the swimming pool? What a ridiculous photo – best left, surely, to the professional hands of Catalog Living!
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Day 12- Othello and ducats =-.

27 Jocelyn Stott September 8, 2010 at 5:30 pm

I agree. I am not loving it. It is totally impractical in real life.

28 Josanne September 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Maybe if the pieces of fabric were in a rich color, it wouldn’t look quite so sterile? Like maybe a deep green, or bright red, which is an accent color I love!
.-= Josanne´s last blog ..A New and Simple Chocolate Bouquet! =-.

29 Destiny September 8, 2010 at 6:01 pm

You are too funny and that couch is too fussy! It looks over worked while the walls are bare — no balance.

30 Debbie September 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm

How funny! I do this! My husband will come in from doing chores (in the barn) and I take one look at him…tell him sweetly to let me get a …..TOWEL…and then he can sit on the sofa! Buwahahahaha….
Maybe this is a modern touch? Perhaps a necessary piece of fabric for the drooling or spilling or messiness of the couch sitter? hahahaa..
Very funny post.
Blessings,
Debbie
.-= Debbie´s last blog ..Welcome FallFarmhouse Tour =-.

31 Jess @ Frugal with a Flourish September 8, 2010 at 7:12 pm

You are totally right! It looks like Doctor’s paper! All I can think about is hearing it crinkle when you sit on the sofa! (Ewwwhhh!!!)
.-= Jess @ Frugal with a Flourish´s last blog ..Fall is Cozy =-.

32 Pat September 8, 2010 at 7:40 pm

I can’t even think of a comment.
You hit the nail on the head Julia!
.-= Pat´s last blog ..Beans- Re-Purposed =-.

33 Jano September 8, 2010 at 7:43 pm

First impression: wet bathing suits

On the way back from a day at the beach in our 1960s Ambassador stationwagon, my mom always draped towels over the seats to protect the upholstery from our damp backsides.

34 Lisa T. September 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm

I am seriously lol!! All of you are So funny….
Since magazines are NEVer thinking about the practical aspect of things, my guess is they were trying to break up the color of the couch. They would have been better of using a striped upholstery fabric than all that fussy fuss.

35 Our Nifty Notebook September 8, 2010 at 9:41 pm

LOL, maybe it is to deter guests from sitting there. That is so odd!
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36 Dawn September 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm

I agree that it looks “staged” and not practical for actual sitting or guests.

That said, I kind of like the look. It’s kind of an elegant and unique way of adding color, flair and style to the sofa.

Not practical but nice for pictures. Or a show room.

I could see putting a towel on the sofa to protect it when guests aren’t around but then it wouldn’t be so neatly and carefully arranged.

37 Kathryn Bechen September 9, 2010 at 2:25 am

Oh Julia, you are hilarious! :)

38 amy@maisondecor September 9, 2010 at 7:54 am

yeah it looks too contrived….your doctor office analogy is hilarious!
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39 Elizabeth September 9, 2010 at 8:19 am

I thought the same thing when I saw it in the magazine! It looks weird, doesn’t it?
.-= Elizabeth´s last blog ..Color Trends 2010 =-.

40 jan September 9, 2010 at 8:25 am

so weird! i love those shutters though!!
.-= jan´s last blog ..a 4 centerpiece =-.

41 Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com September 9, 2010 at 1:26 pm

Agreed. Makes me feel like I’m at the lady doctor. ICK!
.-= Juju at Tales of Whimsy.com´s last blog ..Christian Historical Fiction Contest- Pearl in the Sand =-.

42 shelly joseph September 9, 2010 at 5:29 pm

What about those horns on that sculpture.. They look dangerous.. Although beautiful you can tell they don’t have kids. The towels on the couch give me an idea for my house… Maybe I can put a big sheet down where my husband sits and just shake it out everyday to get rid of the food debris from his snacking…. LOL

43 hookedonhouses September 9, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Ha! Not a bad idea, Shelly! -Julia

44 Amy September 9, 2010 at 9:44 pm

I didn’t like the room, but I never would have thought of the doctor’s office angle until you mentioned it. Where do they hide the stirrups?
.-= Amy´s last blog ..Preoccupied =-.

45 Kay September 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm

The accessories are wonderful but those couch drapes need to go and a taupe wall color with white trim would make everything warmer.

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