5 Very Scary Real Estate Photos

In the spirit of Halloween, here are 5 real estate photos that might give you the shivers…

#1. The former homeowners really left their mark on this place.

#2. With that fireplace, this living room is ready for Halloween year-round.

#3. This bed looks like it could be dangerous, especially for sleepwalkers.

#4. Um, did someone forget to put Slither away?

#5. “I see dead people.”

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  1. says

    LOL My favorites!!!! Wow!!!! This is hilarious!!!!

    What go to people’s mind when they list something looking like this??? It’s incredibly funny though! :-)

    Wishing you a GREAT day, Julia!

    xo

    Luciane at HomeBunch.com

  2. says

    Oh, my gosh! That fireplace is HORRIBLE!!!

    The snake… the bed….little girl in a black dress just standing in the hall…

    The first one.. you can tell the people enjoy horror movies… the pictures on the wall..but still to sell a house?

    Remind me… when I sell my house to take my own pictures.

  3. says

    Those are funny! Although if you really think about it, it’s kind of sad because that means somebody really likes that fireplace… and thinks that bed is pretty…. EEK!!! :-)

  4. Rick says

    These should be on House Hunters Halloween. Will they pick the Gothic Bed house, the Psyco Shower house, or the Snake’ s Lair house. How could you forget any of these. Even if you tried.

    rick

  5. Dean says

    HA! The fireplace really did make me LOL. And with a Mona Lisa portrait? How bizarre.

  6. says

    The little girl in the hallway really creeps me out. I don’t think I would ever feel comfortable touring a house for sale that had creepy, bloody, evil, or ghostly listing pictures.

  7. Melanie says

    Julia,
    Snake porn on your website? Well, now we have seen it all :-)

  8. says

    Those are great – but I can’t believe they actually showed up in real estate listings! The shower curtain with bloody hand marks is my favourite. I had a friend who had a shower curtain with a “Psycho-esque” sillouette of a man with a knife on it. She was otherwise quite conservative and classic with her decorating style so it was hilarious to see!

  9. says

    Shut.Up!! That fireplace looks like it has seen a burnt offering or two in its life!! All those candles on the hearth! Creepy!!

    Lou Cinda 😉

  10. Kim says

    That first picture reminds me of Psycho.

    That has got to be the ugliest fireplace I have ever seen. Makes me wonder what type of person the owners were or if they were all right in the brain. Maybe they were Gothic.

    That bed looks like a place a vampire or some type of creature would sleep. I hope the owners took it with them.

    I have no words for that snake.

    That doll is so creepy. She looks like she could come alive when you’re not looking.

  11. says

    This post is awesome! That fireplace is beyond sinister looking and that bed looks downright dangerous-and painful. With my klutzy nature I would definitely be risking severe injuries if I had such a bed-yikes!

    I still love that terrifying shower curtain!

  12. threadbndr says

    OK, fuzzy puppies in your photos – can turn off people with allergies.
    SNAKES in your photos – will turn off almost everybody!

  13. shabbychick says

    Oh my. :0 We live near New Orleans, this house would fit right in there. I really don’t understand this staging that is such a trend right now. My husband was a real estate broker for 14 years, I think he would say it’s distasteful…unprofessional… desperate…oh, and creepy. To each his own, but if I were in the market for a house I’d pass on this one just because of these pictures.

  14. T. says

    I’m trying to figure out what is in that painting over the snake bed. It almost looks like a giant snake! Ewwww.

  15. says

    This is the stuff that I love. A good laugh in the morning to start my day staging homes for sale. Imagine if we hung a bloody shower curtain….

  16. Nathan says

    That gargoyle fireplace and the Mona Lisa just look so wrong together.

  17. says

    I love it when you post these! Seriously have people selling their homes lost the ability to use their heads? I enjoyed that laugh. The snake would have sent me screaming out of the house!!!

  18. says

    LOL, Julia…these are creeptastic! Thanks for posting them..they made my day! I definitely would not want to use the restroom in the house with the dangerous-looking bed.